Friday, July 29, 2011

Looking for work?….Would you like to sell your body?

If you happen to ever be flipping through craigslist adds under the jobs category and come across "Marine Manufacturing"….this doesn't mean marine manufacturing…it means hooker. If you are wanting a low paying job where the job requirements are as follows (see below) than this is the job for you!!!

Requirements:
-Love of the water
-Kayak eperience
-bikini ownership (it is part of the uniform list)
-willing to travel "must be single, no relationship ties, and no pets is a must"
-intelligence, self discipline, and self respect

If you have self respect and intelligence than this is the job for you! Be able to bikini it up and demo motorized kayaks along the Emerald coast for "pay that aligns with specific work areas".
Which makes me question…if I swimsuit it up…do I get paid more? If so….I'm in.

Too good to be true? See for yourself…

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/csr/2501763655.html

1 comment:

Kristin and Chance said...

what's even better is they are claiming to be a CHRISTIAN company. bahhhhhahahahahaha!