Looking for work?….Would you like to sell your body?

If you happen to ever be flipping through craigslist adds under the jobs category and come across "Marine Manufacturing"….this doesn't mean marine manufacturing…it means hooker. If you are wanting a low paying job where the job requirements are as follows (see below) than this is the job for you!!!

Requirements:

-Love of the water

-Kayak eperience

-bikini ownership (it is part of the uniform list)

-willing to travel "must be single, no relationship ties, and no pets is a must"

-intelligence, self discipline, and self respect

If you have self respect and intelligence than this is the job for you! Be able to bikini it up and demo motorized kayaks along the Emerald coast for "pay that aligns with specific work areas".

Which makes me question…if I swimsuit it up…do I get paid more? If so….I'm in.

Too good to be true? See for yourself…

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/csr/2501763655.html

Is looking for a loving home……...

For those of you interested in owning a lil male hedgehog let me know. McHedgie is a couple of years old. Super calm and loves to sleep. The only time he makes noise is at night when he has eaten all his food you can hear him digging through the cage like a fat kid trying to find more. You will probably need a new cage for the lil guy but let me tell you what comes with him…. a wheel, LOTS of food, food dish, water dish, toys, his love, and bedding. Now this lil guy is free HOWEVER - he HAS to go to a good home and I am super protective.

Here are a few pictures of my spiky friend….and some of his hobbies

He LOVES going on adventures….and eating ants…

He loves hiding in small places and looking grumpy….

He likes hanging out in his cage…

Hangs out on the pool table…

McHedgie is also good at riding the longboard…

Mutant Ducks.....

So I KNOW you've heard of the mighty ducks but I bet you haven't heard of the mutant ducks! IF that statement is true than YOU my friend have never been to the Marina Club apartments.

They failed to mention this in the tour when I originally showed interest in moving here. They pointed out the artistically designed swimming pool, swanky lofted apts with high ceilings, giant pond, fitness center and all the good stuff that usually comes with apartment life....HOWEVER, they failed to mention that I would spend my days living here in constant fear of the craziest looking ducks I have ever seen.

They are more like vultures....now seeing them in the water you may not think anything about it...when you see them out in the wild....THATS when the crazy comes out. Seriously they are HUGE. Bigger than my dog.....Anyways. I must be on my way....I leave you with this picture....