Friday, May 28, 2010

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

IN THE EVENT OF A TORNADO...

In the event of a tornado please make it over to my house by any means necessary. Once you get there please enter and throw yourself on my kitchen table. Your body must cover every inch...so I would prefer you to be of the larger type.

You may be wondering what I value so highly to put others lives on the line for?

My accomplishments.


Thats right. My single accomplishment is FINALLY finishing this puzzle after 4+ months of working on it.

First I would like to thank everyone who made this possible.

McHedgie and Austin for all the hours they sacrificed in order for me to accomplish my life goal.

Sommer for covering my part in chores.

God for giving me the strength to keep placing pieces when I had no motivation left.

And to all of you I didn't mention that feel you deserve a thanks...well...thank you.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

To the birds outside of my window when I'm trying to sleep...

To the birds who love to sit on my window seal while I am trying to sleep.....


Also....to the wasp who lives in my mailbox...after a week of not being there I thought you had read my facebook status about you. It offended you enough to move on. Hindsight is always 20/20. Its clear now that you saw bad weather coming and went on a vacation. Welcome home.