Is a hot pocket considered ethnic food?

Are hot pockets and pizza rolls considered "ethnic foods"????

Well at your local buy for less they are...

Craigslist item of the week..."Love oasis"

For my first CLIOTW post I am going to start off with an oldie. This was a little item I found back in 2008. I believe this item can still be yours for the small price of $600. Might sound a little expensive right now not knowing what it is. Once you find out what we are selling here you will realize what a steal the price is.

In my search for the meaning of life a couple years ago I found it in Craigslist. Hopefully by now you have spent some time with Craig's list of amazing items. If you spend enough time with Craig and his list you can find gold nuggets of treasure like this....

Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch.

Thats right! You! For $600 dollars can be the proud owner of a 5 x 3 foot sized vagina couch. It comes with an appropriate placed pillow for your head. If you have any questions feel free to shoot me an e-mail. Lets get some of the questions out of the way first.

1. Does the podium come with the couch? No

2. Does the she man come with the couch? For extra

3. Is this couch appropriate for children? Only if you want to be turned in to DHS.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

Game of the week....

Ok so here it is. This weeks game of the week. Hopefully I'll be able to post one every Wednesday from the comfort of my bed.

Also I am hoping to post a little something daily...but we will see how that goes. So far on my topics schedule here is what I have

Sunday- Random note about my life

Monday-....

Tuesday-....

Wednesday- game of the week

Thursday-craigslist item of the week

Friday-picture of the week

Saturday-Things I've learned this week

So if you have any ideas for Monday or Tuesday OR if you have game of the week ideas feel free to e-mail me at waltsj405@gmail.com.

Moving right along. Since today's theme is game of the week let me introduce you to this weeks game.

I call it.... The pincher.

Here is how to play. From a seated location take your pointer finger and your thumb to make a pinching motion. Once you have figured out the set up for this game you've conquered half the battle. After you have finished setting up you spot a random person doing something ... anything really. Then you close one eye to make that person look smaller and pretend to pinch them or squish. Whichever you would like. Finally take a picture and e-mail to me. Again the address is waltsj405@gmail.com.

Example:

In Honor of Glen Bell

The word Bell may mean nothing to you but for me. It is everything. So many things "Bell" are so important to our daily lives. Not following? Let me give you some examples....bell bike equipment...bell helicopter....christmas bells...and most importantly Taco Bell.

Upon blog stalking today I found out Mr. Glen Bell of Taco Bell passed away. I am scared for a number of reasons...

Will Taco Bell continue to exist? Will the Bell legend of legendary bean burritos pass away with the man who was behind them? Only time will tell.

I can remember the first time I went to taco bell. Will you go there with me?

It was a bright hot summer day in Texas. I was walking with my best friend Bobby Mar-lay. We were singing a little song he wrote singing it note for note. Then all of a sudden we stumbled across this little cottage on the beach. It had a bell on it....and we bought tacos.

Little did we know this was the start of the Taco Bell empire. Now love can be bought...or my love can be bought for the price of $2 dollars. That will get you two bean burritos if you were wondering... if taco bell goes out of business then the world will be a sadder place.

Another question that comes to mind when thinking about Glen Bell's death...was it something he ate? If so ... will they stop selling that at Taco Bell?

Anyways I must go be productive. I leave you with this piece of inspiration...

In the past I have done strange things for money...

...Ok...So that sounds dirty. I needed a good attention getter for my first blog post. But its true. Its how I came up with the title of this fine institution. It started out so simply. With a phone call...

"Is this Stephanie?"
.....Yes
"Would you like to participate in a medical study..."
......
"You get paid"
YES!

Now that the medical studies seem to be going through a drought. I have loaned out my veins for plamsa. $30 a week giving my plasma.

Truth is my arms are tired of being stuck with a 17 gauge needle. So I've been looking for bigger opportunities. In nursing school I learned that we have two kidneys and get this....we can live with ONE! ALSO. A womans uterus...can go out on loan...WHO KNEW!? All these legal opportunities for easy cash are getting to me. Why work when you can sell what you have. Call me an entrepreneur.

Anyways this blog seemed like a good idea to take up some time. Enjoy.